Your most elegant royal regal leader, King of St Louis, has officially created a Facebook profile. The profile is so magnificent that a few famous people have endorsed the page (see Scott McNew). We can now be super close through this wonderful breakthrough.
5 Reasons We Should Be Close:
- We can send instant messages
- You can share incredible events in St Louis (or wherever) and I can easily support these events by reposting them and/or liking them.
- Tag me in photos that we have taken together. I will keep track of all my citizens more simply this way.
- You will get instant updates about the king and exclusive giveaways only available on Facebook…as well as other social media platforms.
- We can speak about politics and share our opinions in a very proper format.
Let me know when the moment we become friends on Facebook so I can say hello.
Your humble leader,
King of St Louis