If Trevor Rosenthal was a king he definitely would have one of the best "ARMies" in St Louis.

Still The St Louis King

I was out on a jolly taunt online and found a nasty rumor that someone dethroned your royal highness but I assure you that I am still the King of St Louis.

If Trevor Rosenthal was a king he definitely would have one of the best "ARMies" in St Louis.

If Trevor Rosenthal was a king he definitely would have one of the best “ARMies” in St Louis.

The above picture comes from a year old article by stlcardinalbaseball.com. The article describes how rough the Cardinal closer Trevor Rosenthal’s season was in 2014, the year of our Lord. What the aged periodical would never know is that he would go on to have a huge 2015 season. He tied the saves record for the St Louis Cardinals at 48. To be fair, unlike that mean ol’ article, 2014 was still an impressive season since he finished with 45 saves.
I have a feeling with my blessing that in 2016, Rosenthal will have 99 saves (and a loss ain’t one) and can truly still be mistaken as a king.

 

 

If you wanna watch how royal his arm is check out loads for videos on MLB.com.
Congratulations on being insanely talented Mr Trevor Rosenthal.

 

Your humble regional king,

King of St Louis.
#RoyalThrowback #STL

World Guardians Video Called Happy Birthday

 

Dear Subjects,

This video called Happy Birthday, aka The Ban Has Been Lifted, is the very first digital short ever created by the World Guardians Presents. It features two of the stars from the World Guardian world, Ben Wade and Scott McNew. The video was shot by two other stars Chris Bauer and Joseph Goldsmith. Its a timeless classic announcing to the world that we can now freely sing Happy Birthday without paying royalties. Plus, the great announcement was handed down from our courts around October 7th which happened to be the 63rd birthday of the Russian leader Vladimir Putin. This is why it is dedicated to that kremlin comrade.

Vladimir Putin

Getting a sense of his soul: An interview with Vladimir Putin from the Prague Post

 

I hope you have enjoyed this timeless beauty.

 

Happy Birthday,

Your benevolent leader King of St Louis

A picture of the Arch at Jefferson memorial park in downtown Saint Louis Missouri taken by Scott McNew who is the King of St Louis

The Royal Facebook Profile For King of St Louis

Dear Subjects,

Your most elegant royal regal leader, King of St Louis, has officially created a Facebook profile. The profile is so magnificent that a few famous people have endorsed the page (see Scott McNew). We can now be super close through this wonderful breakthrough.

5 Reasons We Should Be Close:

  1. We can send instant messages
  2. You can share incredible events in St Louis (or wherever) and I can easily support these events by reposting them and/or liking them.
  3. Tag me in photos that we have taken together. I will keep track of all my citizens more simply this way.
  4. You will get instant updates about the king and exclusive giveaways only available on Facebook…as well as other social media platforms.
  5. We can speak about politics and share our opinions in a very proper format.

Let me know when the moment we become friends on Facebook so I can say hello.

 

Your humble leader,

King of St Louis

 

PS. Great pages to like on Facebook: World Guardians and Scott McNew’s King of St Louis.