RizzShow Worst Of The Week Debut

Check out the latest podcast series from the RizzShow called Worst of the Week with host Tony Patrico and King Scott. It is a weekly show that covers the RizzShow moments that are not fit for broadcast and loads more behind the scenes.

This uncensored behind the scenes weekly recap of the Rizzuto Show with Patrico and King Scott is the ultimate look into the WOW moments of the show. Find out what Moon really thinks of Match Up With Moon, Burton’s famous writings, Rizz winning or losing, your emails and loads more.

Carl the Mannequin Date Night At Zia’s

An inside look at the super sweet date night with Carl the Mannequin at Zia’s On The Hill of St Louis.

We were all super hungry so everything on Zia’s menu looked heavenly. Speaking of menu, the ladies at the front brought us three menus. I was happy about that because Carl would not share.

I did my best to get a lady for a double date but no one would go with me. Carl ‘the smooth one’ was able to swoon Lauren to join him [Update: Carl the Mannequin and Lauren are still dating]. Which was great for him but rather annoying. They would not look at the menu to order because they giggled and talked nonstop. I wasn’t sure if we’d ever be able to order.

Finally the waiter was able to take our order.

Carl The Mannequin is very picky when ordering. It took about 10 minutes for him to explain what he wanted. The waiter was patient and seemed not bothered by the emotionalist foodie.

I had a simple order of pasta, salad, and some vino. Lauren too was very picky, asked for raw fish with extra blood on her uncooked steak and a large jug of wine. It was gross (Somethings might be exaggerated in this story).

I’m glad we ate at Zia’s because it did not take long for the elegant meal to arrive. I kicked into gear and ate like the Cookie Monster.

We were told by Carl’s date to wear our bibs. The request turned out to be wise, Carl the Mannequin is a messy eater.

As everyone finished up their meals the conversation turned exclusive once again. I felt a little left out of the heart to heart between the two lovebirds, Carl the Mannequin and Lauren. I decided to chat with anyone who would listen. This kind gent talked for a second but turned around after I asked if I could have the leftovers on his table.

The whole night was quite a fun experience. Especially, after the bill came and I pulled out the stack of money I made as a professional dancer. In fact, Lauren was so impressed with the greens in my jeans, she stood next to me in the customary after-dinner-photo… that every reasonable soul takes… with their waiter… on a date with a mannequin.

Thank you all for taking interest in the Rizzuto Show’s, Real or Fake punishment with Carl The Mannequin. I had a great week and even better meal.

Once again, Zia’s On The Hill, and our waiter, treated us like royalty. Thank you for hosting us and making some of the finest foods on earth.

And most importantly, thank you Lauren for being so sweet to join up on such a crazy task, taking pictures, and for being a most lovely date. You helped keep the eyes off Carl and me.

Hopefully this is last punishment that I’ll ever have to serve.

My Subjects, be kind to each other,

King Scott

Music Video The Ride From Greek Fire

What an honor to be a part of Greek Fire’s, The Ride, music video. Released yesterday exclusively on LoudWire.

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The reason I hold the honor in such admiration is that this is one of the first songs Greek Fire wrote. Its a legend and one of their most popular live jams for ages. This has been a favorite of mine since the first time Moon shared it with me. I’m thrilled they finally put it out for daily audible consumption.

They have already had some great successes (Big Hero 6), I know there are loads more in their future. I can’t wait to see where these boys continue to go. Speaking of, check out their new pledge for the upcoming full album here: Pledgemusic.com/projects/greek-fire-broken.

If you look close you’ll notice that I’m not jogging in this video but Mark Joseph is still dancing. If you have no clue what i am talking about then click here for another music video from the.2SG.


King Scott in music video for The Touch from 2SG as heard on Rizzuto Show

The Touch From The 2SG Music Video

The Touch song is off the hit album, “Too Silent Ghost” from the gold selling group, the 2SG. They’ve been featured on the Rizzuto Show on 105.7 The Point from St Louis. They have not been featured on any other radio program. Though, they are sellouts.

“We’d gladly be on every radio program,” said Mark Joseph (the guy with the ugly sunglasses). “I accidentally turned down Murph and Busch out of Tokyo. I didn’t realize how big their show was. We are sellouts and will only do major shows.”

According to a book written about the 2SG, they are spoofing sellouts.

“The only reason we are sellouts is to spoof sellouts,” explained King Scott (jogger guy). “We would never sellout just for the fame and money, only sellouts would do that.”

They are the only band on earth to have a gold record without releasing an album.

“I’m not sure how,” said Joseph Goldsmith (guy who pressed record for the video). “I wasn’t in the band then. Wish I was though, that money would have been nice.”

The 2SG are already working on a followup video since the first music video called The Touch was so huge and made them so much money.

Hilarious fact! The Touch was originally the theme song on Transformers and written by middle age heartthrob Stan Bush. From research by Rizz the song was also used by Mark Wahlbergh in the film Boogie Nights by Paul Thomas Anderson.

King Scott Tries Crown Royal – Latest WG Videos

Here is the latest WG videos featuring, King Scott, the King of St Louis who tries Crown Royal.

He has always sworn that a strong drink is not proper for a leader to consume. Has he finally found an alcoholic beverage that a king can have and not get hammered drunk?

Carlie Lawrence stars as the, Crazy Car Lady, in the Car-Fessional.

Screen Tests With Nico – There Will Be Blood, is the latest video from the St Louis based comedy troupe, World Guardians.

World Guardians Presents Podcast Happy Time Fun Cast

Podcast Happy Time Fun Cast Episode 1 from WG Presents

Thats right, the World Guardians have created a new podcast called the Happy Time Fun Cast.

  • Learn the history of the World Guardians and how the comedy group has continued to exist over the last 10 years.
  • This show introduces the fan favorite segment, ‘Das Boot News Generator.’ This segment of the podcast is all about the grooviest news.
  • Live from Las Vegas via a phone is Joseph Goldsmith in episode 1, “The Man At The Place,” segment.
  • Get to know Carlie Lawrence (We Are Live! – 590 AM) who sits in the WG Cheer Chair, is also in charge of few segments, takes the interview mic and becomes our first in-house guest. She explains her life as a comedian, radio jock, and her experience as a cheerleader.
The WG (World Guardians) are from St Louis Missouri and have been around for almost 10 years.

In episode 1 of the podcast provides more information on the comedy group. The three explain the recent changes to the comedy group. In the last two years the WG have expanded past King Scott (King of St Louis / the virgin) and Joseph Goldsmith (Joey Goldsmith). They have added more players, Ben Wade, Ben Vogelsang, Chris Bauer, Carlie Lawrence, Mike Feraro and Benji the Talking Noodle.

This episode also covers news in the hit segment, “Das Boot News Generator,” a live interview in the, “Man At The Place, segment” and an in-house interview of the multitalented beauty, Carlie “Laughs” Lawrence.

“You also can’t be miserable in life” Ben Vogelsang [quotes out of context are best]

Das Boot News Generator

Professional podcast need genius conversation. In this episode of the “Happy Time Fun Cast,” we cover Betty White’s birthday (January 17, 1922). They discuss her entertainment life including the Golden Girls. They then ask themselves what would a new reboot of the show look like.

Jamie Dornon has his latest headline pulled from the boot. Turns out he is not a fan of BDSM and his dislike of Fifty Shades of Grey. The discussion turns into a version of bondage series called, “Old Laps, Young Straps,” starring Betty White. Read more at EOnline.com.

Movie Sequels that have come out 10 years or more in the future like, XXX, Star Wars, Blade Runner (Oscar Pistorius) and Ghostbusters remake. A question to ponder. What do you think of Carrie Fisher being CGI in upcoming Star Wars films?

For a list of all WG Presents podcast go to WorldGuardians.net/Podcast.

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Kevin Pollak Was A Guest On The Rizzuto Show

Kevin Pollak Invades the Rizzuto Show as Their Winter Storm Guest Today

King Scott had the great honor to help producer, Moon, of the Rizzuto Show today while comedian Kevin Pollak was the featured guest. He is in St Louis for his comedy tour which he will take the stage at the Helium Comedy Club.

Kevin Pollak came in today and we chopped it up on movies, comedy, poker, and much more! Click here to listen.

The King of St Louis, King Scott, too got to hop on the mic

a few times and hang out with the Rizzuto Show gang. Seems to always be surreal for the royal figure to step behind the mic and be in the studio with the morning show crew. The King of STL got to experience Tony Patrico threaten to slap the teeth of “idiots” who freak about terrible weather. Speaking of terrible weather in St Louis, he got to be the “on-the-seen” weather reporter today. The royal virgin revealed the ever exciting update that regardless of ice and doom throughout the region, Union Station parking lot was dry.

Make sure to visit 1057thePoint.com to download the full podcast of today. You will get to hear King Scott hardly say anything but listen to the beautiful interview with an entertainment legend, Kevin Pollak (Few Good Men, Usual Suspects, Casino, Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show, etc).

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And make sure to check out Helium Comedy Club for the best standup comedy in the midwest.

Barb Dodson Will Trump The Other Candidates

I believe that Barb Dodson will trump the other World Guardian candidates during this year’s elections for office. Make sure to use the trendy hashtag, #BluntBarb on all your social media accounts to promote this over qualified candidate. The more the word gets out, the better the chance for the great politician to trump every person. Earth needs more Barb.

#BluntBarb Dodson is the only candidate who will trump all the others

#BluntBarb Dodson is the only candidate who will trump all the others

Here are all the videos featuring Senator Mike Ueniddaëur, Senator Roger Gibbons-Spoon and the ultimate choice that will trump all, Barb Dodson:

Senator Roger Gibbons-Spoon assembles his response to Senator Mike Ueniddaëur.

Barb Dodson is surely the only Green Party candidate who will trump all the other fine folks that tend to run for office. Unlike his greedy and power hungry competitors, Barb is here to fight for the people and make a clear stand on what is important. “All smoke, no mirrors.”

Make sure to not only follow all the updates on the official page of the World Guardians on Facebook but make sure to like the page. When you befriend the WG, then you are the true winner of this election season.

Forgiveness Is The Only Option

The only option to deal with all the pains and crazy moments on hand is forgiveness. I originally wrote this post on the King of St Louis page but have decided to post it on here as well. This tale of two giants is a simple and yet sweet result of being quick to forgive.

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Armando Galarraga – Jim Joyce – MLB – King of St Louis – Scott

I love ‪#‎JimJoyce‬ and Armando‬ Galarraga.

A story of a very talented pitcher who had a perfect game blown by the call of a very talented ump. The pitcher was quick to forgive. The two went on to write a book together, super homies.

The blown call and a ‘hero of town’ reaction, a smile:

2010/06/02 Galarraga is almost perfect


Umpire Jim Joyce’s Apology For His Call That Ruined Armando Galarraga’s Perfect Game

A kind man given an American classic: